Roller+Coaster+Questionz

That is unless I done ate a ice cream cone I'd put dat ride on Mercury.. cept I'd catch on fire I guess I'd choose Jupiter so it would go higher Only problem is dat planet made of gas Leave it on Earth, it's still just as fast.
 * 1: My top ride would have to be da drop zone

I wonder how she got me a job this fast? I was sent to Carowinds to test this ride I'm a need prayers, hope I don't die All strapped in ready to go There was a few of us going with the flow Down hill one, it was sweet Up hill two with a tinglin' in my feet Screams and shouts were all that I heard Next thing I know, we took of backwards I guess the designer forgot about energy loss If he hadn't, the ride woulda been boss.
 * 3: Momma knew I was low on cash

It always leaves ya feeling like a pile of goop Ever wondered why loops come first not last? Well ya better listen up, I'll make this fast After da start there's plenty of energy This is where da loops have to be They wouldn't work without a bud named kinetic If loops were near the end, the ride'd be pathetic.
 * 4: The best part of a ride is da loop

I have to do this right so no one's mean Today I'm makin da be roller coasta Best believe mine'll have the mosta Underneath will be a huge bouncy pad If someone falls they can't get mad Can't forget the seat buckles and belts Mine are so safe you'll get off with welts. Of course all fun must come to an end But I bet you'll leave the ride with a grin.
 * 5: I got my own business, yes I'm da queen

It's the number one fear I'd like to bury Most of my reasons are psychological That's probably why my life's so dull Once someone dropped me off their back It hurt so bad, heights have never been my nack Another time a roller coaster crashed on a movie That also makes it really hard and scary for me Lots of others aren't afraid to die Death is scary, so I won't ride.
 * 6: I hate ridin' rides it's much to scary

I spend my time swirlin' through the air The changes in velocity are very fast It makes the crowd go flying past With the increase of speed; here we go Just a change in direction makes ya stomach feel low The unbalanced forces can make ya heavy or light Either way it's still a delight Heavy in the valleys, light on the peaks You're gonna remember this feeling for weeks Lightweight occurs when you're near a freefall That is definitely fun for all Heaviness happens when going up or down This is the part that makes me frown Once almost stopped, or close to at rest You're body is at a standstill, and thinks that's best When going fast, or feeling light Your body finds it easier to stay in flight.
 * 8: Every year our town has a fair